Award is the news not the other way around
Best Actor: Raj Thackeray
Best Actress: Arushi Talwar & family
Best Supp. Actor: Hemant Karkare
Best Supp. Actress: Sarah Palin
Best Comedian: 'Superstar' Rajinikanth
Best Villain: Andrew Symonds
Best Music/Song: 'Yes We Can'
Best Script: Lankan-Tamil token fasts etc.
Best Director: Terror (in India)
Best Film: TATA nano
Best Debut: Cricketers auctioned
Best Duo: Harbhajan Singh vs Sreesanth
Best Comeback: Hillary Clinton, within the same year
Best Special Effects: Michael Phelp's breakfast
Best Lifetime: LTTE, its over its over its over